Dave Barry Explains the Tax Rebate
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
This is absolutely the gayest shit I’ve ever seen and it reeks of desperation. Keep on rocking with Vista sales? Really??? And who the hell wrote that song?
Press TV – US lawmaker: Recession result of war
“I think actually the spending in the war might help with jobs…because we’re buying equipment, and people are working. I think this economy is down because we built too many houses and the economy’s adjusting,” he said in the NBC’s Today Show on Feb 18th.
Hilarious story about a guy trying to pay for a burrito with a $2 bill.
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