OMFGLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
So apparently someone duct taped some cd players under pews that were set to play foul language during service. The police were called…and yep…you guessed it…they blew them up!! Only 2 of them though. Cuz, you know, they had to save one to check for DNA. ????
Ok seriously folks. WTF is going on? Are we really blowing shit up, THEN deciding it’s not dangerous.
Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson.
Update:
This just in. Boston bomb squad, those wacky characters, blow up a “suspicious device” that may or may not be a traffic counter put there by the CITY OF FRICKIN BOSTON!!
