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If you know anything about computers this is hilarious.

This is absolutely the gayest shit I’ve ever seen and it reeks of desperation. Keep on rocking with Vista sales? Really??? And who the hell wrote that song?

Hilarious story about a guy trying to pay for a burrito with a $2 bill.

The $2 Bill

I couldn’t help myself.

(Thanks Alex!)

I almost lost it when I saw this. Skip to about 6:30. The music sounds like projects I heard in my MIDI systems class. Well, not that good.

We’re all going to hell for laughing at this but who cares. (Thanks Evan!)

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Katrina the Gathering

Remember the South Park episode where the boys start a talent agency and sign the chinese lady who sings? Well, my friends at work showed me this site today and it turns out she’s real. This is pretty funny stuff. Dancing Queen is awesome!

WingTunes.com – Free Samples

This is an audio clip from a new Family Guy (Episode 407 – Brian the Bachelor).

mp3 – Sarcastic Stewey

I can’t decide which is more disturbing, the fact that my sister’s dog Rudy wants to hump Oliver or that my brother and I thought it was so funny that we had to video tape it. You be the judge.

This one was requested. This is a song that Butter’s taps to in South Park Episode 805 – You Got F’d in the A. Good stuff.

mp3 – Something In My Front Pocket For You

That’s right, you heard me. The Bill Cosby Fun Game. Get it while it’s hot, bitches!

Lure victimes in with pudding and knock them out with your Kodak camera. Kimmy Gibbler gives you money, a dead Steve Erkel is worth extra.

The Bill Cosby Fun Game on rainbowanimations.com

Here’s a little video to go with your audio. This is a clip from Shorties Watchin’ Shorties. Dane Cook does a bit about a weird office co-worker.

divx

Update: divx is required. If you’re on a mac just download mplayer.

I am speechless……..Send in the S.W.A.T. team.

Burger King 911 call

Sorry for the late post, I know it’s not Wednesday but my f’in internet went down ok? Here’s a special treat. A sample from last nights South Park – Episode 906 – The Death of Cartman.

mp3 – Cartman confesses some of the horrible things he’s done in the past. Ahh the good ol’ days. Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman Chili, Special Olympics, *sniff.

mp3 – Cartman describes what awaits us in heaven. Classic Cartman.

More Mooninites fo yo ass.

mp3 – “Your jambox is now his, by way of our actions.”

mp3 – “So maybe you’d be a good person to ask who wrote, “Da moon rulez, #1″ on my car, with a key.

mp3 – “Did you mention the spelling? Yes we’re excellent spellers, challenge me. Challenge us both!”

For a special treat I present the full “Calmer Than You Are” scene from the Big Lebowski. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do Oh I almost forgot, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”

mp3 – Calmer Than You Are

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Frickin hilarious Mr. Bigglesworth! Follow the link for more.

All New Signature iPods

Here’s some more Mooninites quotes.

mp3 – “Your roommate is a nerd. Yes. On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moonrocks!”

mp3 – Frylock: “Do not drape that on my computer.” Err: “I’m gonna!”